Mr. Banana

My name is Mr. Banana
I do not smoke marijuana.
You think I look like a man? Uh,
I'm just a giant, walking, talking banana.

My name is Mr. Banana
From the tree-like herb acumanata.
You think I look like a man? Uh,
I'm just a giant, walking, talking banana.

My name is Mr. Banana
Add an orange and you got a Tropicana.
You think I look like a man? Uh,
I'm just a giant, walking, talking banana.

I'm a fruit
From an herb, there's no dispute.
I got no pit
Take a bite, I taste like...
La LA LA LA!

Look out!!!

My name is Mr. Banana
I wear a yellow bandanna.
You think I look like a man? Uh,
I'm just a giant, walking, talking banana.

My name is Mr. Banana
I think I like Daryl Hannah?
You think I look like a man? Uh,
I'm just a giant, walking, talking banana.

Mr. Banana: What's with that Fruit-of-the-Loom crap, anyways?
I don't wanna be known as someone's underpants!

Grape Bunch: Hey Banana?

Mr. Banana: Is that you Grape Bunch?

Grape Bunch: Yea, it is I, Grape Bunch?

Mr. Banana: Oh! Grape bunch, I didn't think I'd see you guys for a long time.

Grape Bunch: Well, I been hangin' around.

Mr. Banana: Yea, people been tryin' to eat me.

Grape Bunch: Oh?!

Mr. Banana: They don't see I'm a giant, walking, talking banana.

Grape Bunch: Keep it real yellow!

Mr. Banana: Join me in my final verse!

All: My name is Mr. Banana
I do not smoke marijuana.
You think I look like a man? Uh,
I'm just a giant, walking, talking banana.

My name is Mr. Banana
From the tree-like herb acumanata.
You think I look like a man? Uh,
I'm just a giant, walking, talking banana.