Herman the Worm

Sitting on my fencepost, chewing my bubble gum.
Playing with my yo yo.
When along come my brother, Herman the worm, and he was this big.

I said, "Yo, brother Herman, what be up?"
He said, "I ran into your puppy and I ate him up."

Herman the worm.

Sitting on my fencepost, chewing my bubble gum.
Playing with my yo yo.
When along come my brother, Herman the worm, and he was this big.

I said, "Yo, brother Herman, what be up?"
He said, "I ran into your father and I ate him up."

Herman the worm.

I was sitting on my fencepost, chewing my bubble gum.
I was playing with my yo yo.
When along comes my brother, Herman the worm, and he was this big.

I said, "Yo, brother Herman, what be up?"
He said, "You know that house you have? Well, I ate him up."

Oh, ho ho! Oh, Herman the worm. You got me, Herman the worm.

I was just sitting on my fencepost, chewing my bubble gums all.
I was playing with my yo yo.
When along come my brother, Herman the worm, and he was this small.

I said, "Yo, brother Herman, what be up?"

He said, "I threw up."