Happy Thanksgiving

I hope your gobble gobble day is filled with tasty eats;
A peach cobbler, or a pumpkin pie, or maybe goat cheese cake with beats.

Think on America engrossed in gluttony,
and do like the pilgrims do, and add more MSG.

Cause Happy Day We Killed the Turkey!
Happy Day We Killed that Turkey!

I hope you take advantage of this chance and see your family.
I hardly see 'em. If they know my name, hey, bonus points for me.

Behest the spirit of giving we endear
cause it's just one more day till Black Friday is here.

And Happy Day We Killed the Turkey! (We found him. We killed him.)
Happy Day We Killed that Turkey! (We stuffed him. We ate him.)

It was nice knowing you, Mr. Gobbles.

Happy Thanksgiving.